Didn't work for me though! She's quick on them ole' boney legs and feet, and sharp as a tack! Oh boy, here we go again...
Maxine you can't go around insulting folks all the time just because of your age, you should...
Did you hear me Maxine?
"You think I'm deaf Loretta, I and the whole neighborhood heard you! Here I got you something...read what is says on the cake...Hahaaaaaa". MAXINE, How Could You!
Oh Lord help us!
"Ha, git it Loretta! You ole'..."
"Hahaaaa, got it...I'm on a roll now!"
"Hahaaa, now, Loretta you know that's funny...I can see that stupid smile on your face". Ahhh, get out of here you old goat. "Watch it gal...you ain't far behind me, you ole' wannabe, hahaaaa!"
Why should they with all that flab hanging everywhere! "Oh, go fly a kite, Loretta...that's all you're good at anyways! I'm going to take a nap". Who cares what you do old woman!
"Oh hell, I can't git off this roll, they're really going now Loretta". I hear you in there Maxine, are you ever serious about anything? "Ain't your x/'/#@ business! I'm out of here, a body can't even sleep around here".
You could if you lay down, shut your mouth and close your old nosy, cataract eyes! Oh, by the way, read the new sign they put up yesterday! Hahaaaa! "Shut your old chichen-pickin *&#/+"@$%*&?*%@ pie-hole, why the nerve of those #@+/+*%##%/"
Maxine, you are too old to be carrying on like this. Its just a sign, and you aren't the only older person living in this neighborhood. "I know, you're here ain't cha. Hahahahahahhhh". Shut up old woman, hahaaa that!
"That's what's wrong with you younguns nowadays...If only, If only. That's all you hollow!" Maxine I'm going out! I'm tired of bickering with you. "No the problem is...Loretta...you can't take it...say it...say it! Your yellow-belly...can't take it!
Alright Maxine, you win...I give up...Might as well be talking to that sign outside. "Speaking of signs Loretta, read that latest one they just put up. Hahahaaaaa! Oh I love it! Hahaahaaaaaaa!"
Arrrrrrgh, That Crazy Woman!
This post is all in fun...the creator of the Maxine character can be see on some of the images. Nothing within any of these images have been altered or changed.
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